If a vegetarian becomes a zombie, do they still eat brains?
No. They eat grains.
Jokes aside, today isn't a day for giggles. No, seriously, shit is about to get real.
Of course, though, there is a certain portion of people seems to be caught up in their own blissful ignorance. Right now, I am having an internet crosstalk with a nine year-old. Her biggest concern at the moment is Stardoll.com.
She actually threw a hissy fit about how she wanted my password. Yes, I have a Stardoll account, U MAD? Anyway, children are weird. And they actually have quite the potty mouth. (Source: personal experience.)
Oh well. Children will be children.